Monday, November 3, 2008

My dog's online dating profile

Weird.


Name: Madeline W. (New York, NY)

Mood: Horny ;)

Nicknames: Maddy, Black Thing, BT1, The Girl, Little, Muppet, Muppet Baby, Sam the Eagle, Burden, Sugar, Sugar Pie, Sugar Plum, Honey Pie, Honey Bear, Fruit of the Loins, Jew Baby

Age: 4 human (28 dog)

Sex: female

Interested in: men, women

Looking for: dating; activity partners; NSA encounters; long-term relationships

Religious views: Norse

Karaoke song: "Louie Louie," The Kingsmen

Interests: intimidation scenarios; j-offs; newsie roleplay; African-American erotica

About me: No last names.

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