CHEERS to rock concerts that are well-conceived!
CHEERS to tonight's twin bill featuring the The Hold Steady opening for (dramatic pause) DRIVE-BY TRUCKERS!
CHEERS to me for buying a ticket!
DOUBLE CHEERS to me buying for a second ticket for the cute girl who works at the coffee place by my house!
DOUBLE CHEERS to the cute coffeeshop girl if she enjoys drinking Jim Beam from a flask that I carry in my pants!
JEERS to cute coffeeshop girl if she prefers drinking beer purchased at the concert venue!
CHEERS to some other awesome double bills!:
Stephen Malkmus & the Jicks / Radiohead
The Walkmen / The Strokes
Heartless Bastards / Lucinda Williams
The Greenhornes / The White Stripes
CHEERS to Drive-By Truckers if they play "Hell No, I Ain't Happy"!
CHEERS to Drive-By Truckers regardless!
CHEERS to Coors Light!
CHEERS to Coors Light while I'm on a break sitting on a stoop near my office!
CHEERS to functional alcoholism!
JEERS to the Nazis! I mean, what's up with Nazis!
CHEERS to readers of this blog who aren't lazy pieces of shit and who can leave a fucking comment!
JEERS to all you other fucking assholes!
3 comments:
these half-naked boys totally made my thursday afternoon.
thank you.
Believe me, they made my Wednesday night. And next Tuesday, if they don't cancel!
your thoughts disturb me. not so much the fact that they're young little boys, as much as the fact that they look like young little zimmerman tots.
perv.
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